physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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