two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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