Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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