***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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