I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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