shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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