everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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