fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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