You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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