Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
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