What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
im on a boat
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ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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