it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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