tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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