I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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