I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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