its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Operation Purity has been aborted
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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