I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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