im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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