guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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