Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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