One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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