I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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