it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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