physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Farmville is her only friend.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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