I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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