i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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