Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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