Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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