i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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