So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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