Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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