does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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