She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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