At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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