My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
