i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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