nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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