one two three fourrrrnication!
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Even my vagina gasped.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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