You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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