So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
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DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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