she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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