my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm at about main and main street
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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