you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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