btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
