FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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