He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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