on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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