break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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