someone get that fucking seahorse.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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