That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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