So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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