Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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