Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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