Do you still have your period?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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