I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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