If i come over, it means nothing
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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