She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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