Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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