so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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