"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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