i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
