No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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